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	<title>Cerebral Brahmastra &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>TechPubs &amp; Translation&#8217;s Sophos potato drop challenge</title>
		<link>http://krishna-das.com/arjuna/blog/2010/10/techpubs-translations-sophos-potato-drop-challenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 05:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arjuna Krishna-Das</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A few months back when I was working at Sophos, TechPubs &#38; Translation came up with the magnificent Spudnic for the Sophos Abingdon potato challenge, a beautiful rotating parachute to get a potato down to a target safely.</p>
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<p>Unfortunately, other, more glamorous entries won. Anyway, no-one wanted Spudnic after its brief blaze of glory, so I&#8217;m planning to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few months back when I was working at Sophos, TechPubs &amp; Translation came up with the magnificent <em>Spudnic </em>for the Sophos Abingdon potato challenge, a beautiful rotating parachute to get a potato down to a target safely.</p>
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<p>Unfortunately, other, more glamorous entries won. Anyway, no-one wanted Spudnic after its brief blaze of glory, so I&#8217;m planning to launch her from the 12th storey of a tower block where a friend of mine lives and video that. Some repair work may be necessary. I&#8217;ll put the video here.</p>
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		<title>Not a toy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arjuna Krishna-Das</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Bought a birthday badge for a small someone recently.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The warning on the back of the packaging was a bit worrying though.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Just in case you can&#8217;t read that, it says</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">WARNING: 36 months+ due to small parts
and a functional sharp point.
please retain packaging for reference.
THIS IS NOT A TOY</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Well, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bought a birthday badge for a small someone recently.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://krishna-das.com/arjunablog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2yobadge.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-82" style="margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 15px;" title="2 today" src="http://krishna-das.com/arjunablog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2yobadge-242x300.jpg" alt="2 today" width="242" height="300" /></a>The warning on the back of the packaging was a bit worrying though.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://krishna-das.com/arjunablog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2yobadge_back.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-83" style="margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 15px;" title="2yobadge_back" src="http://krishna-das.com/arjunablog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2yobadge_back-259x300.jpg" alt="" width="259" height="300" /></a>Just in case you can&#8217;t read that, it says</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>WARNING: 36 months+ due to small parts<br />
and a functional sharp point.<br />
please retain packaging for reference.<br />
THIS IS NOT A TOY</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Well, it&#8217;s good to see informative health and safety information on things.</p>
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		<title>Hello world!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Arjuna Krishna-Das</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to my first blog entry.</p>
<p>And in news today&#8230;</p>
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<p>In Glasgow, a Ryanair plane failed to stop and skidded off the runway after not enough passengers paid the optional braking surcharge.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to my first blog entry.</p>
<p>And in news today&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://krishna-das.com/arjunablog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Ryanair.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-91" title="Ryanair crash" src="http://krishna-das.com/arjunablog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Ryanair-300x122.jpg" alt="Ryanair crash" width="300" height="122" /></a></p>
<p>In Glasgow, a Ryanair plane failed to stop and skidded off the runway after not enough passengers paid the optional braking surcharge.</p>
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